This gizmo encourages drinking and driving

The Cruzin' Cooler in use
Rednecks rejoice! Now you don’t have to carry that heavy beer or waste energy walking around.

Nobody wants to go very far without their beer.

The Cruzin’ Cooler combines a plastic insulating cooler with an electric motor, some batteries and of course, your canned contents which require chilling to create a vehicle which is bound to have the women running from miles around as you ride it. Never will you have to venture far without chilled refreshment and never will your feet be sore from carrying such heavy loads.

The cool ride (pun intended) is available in your choice of a gas or electric version which reach between 13 and 15 miles per hour and will nail your wallet between $350 and $500. That’s chump change to roll around your favorite NASCAR or biker hangout in eco-friendly, electric beer-hauling style.


  1. Man, that’s a great idea. Perfect for the flea market or grocery store trips.