Gigantic Swiss Army knife
Do you have a spare $800 in your pocket for a new Swiss Army knife?

If you do, I hope that the $800 is in $1 bills because that will help stretch-out the pocket to make room to hold this behemoth!

The "pocket" knife contains all 85 possible Swiss Army tools in a single body, weighs 43 ounces, and is a whopping 8.75 inches wide. A lifetime warranty is included, but reinforced pockets are not.