Goose-be-gone

Goose repellent logo
Keep those annoying, egotistical Canadian geese away with this goose repellent. Yeah, I didn’t know such a thing existed either…

The town I live in is packed with Canadian Geese. In fact, there are so many, the city logo is a stupid flying goose (which was even featured on some microchips). Of course, with hundreds of these things around, there’s goose crap everywhere (disgusting!) and they will attack you, especially during certain times of the year. They slowly wander across the streets, holding-up traffic, all the while looking around like they own the place. If an animal can have an ego, I’d have to say that the Canadian Goose is a good example.

Well, here’s something I didn’t know about: you can buy goose repellent to spray on your grass which will make them find the area unenjoyable and fly elsewhere. Supposedly it’s not toxic and safe to spray on golf courses, parks, and other places – although I’m sure that hosing chemicals all over the place has some unintended negative effect. One gallon treats 16,000 square feet.

Get your own goose repellent for only $85/gallon and (hopefully) never step in that disgusting green mush they leave behind again!