Computerized wine management system

Computerized wine database system
Fire the French guy living in your wine cellar and replace him with this computerized sommelier system.

No longer must you wander around your massive, specially-built personal wine cellar wondering just which wine will pair best with the Taco Bell you just brought home for dinner, thanks to the eSommelier. For only $9,000, it lets you catalog your extensive collection of vintage wines and recall them in an instant.

The details of the eSommelier are pretty light, especially for a $9,000 item, but I suppose that if you have a large enough wine cellar that you need to catalog the bottles via a database, this piddly price probably doesn’t mean much to you.