Avoid those filthy public bathroom handles with style

The Handler sanitary door opener
Especially as we enter the cold and flu season, this invention could be very useful.

I won’t get into the disgusting details, but let’s just say that where I work, quite a few people finish their, ahem, #2 and walk straight out the door without washing their hands. Yeah, disgusting, huh?

Well, The Handler is an invention that helps you avoid grabbing the same public bathroom door handle as those less hygenic folks. It’s a small device, similar in size and shape to a car remote, which springs open to expose a hook which can be used to discretely pull the door open. With The Handler, you don’t have to use paper towels or grab the handle yourself, thus hopefully allowing you to avoid nasty diseases and other things you’d rather not think about.

The only problem that I see is if you’ve already got an over-crowded keyring. Maybe car companies can license this and include it in their remote controls.

The Handler is only $10.95 direct from the manufacturer.