A basecamp liger?

Tent spikes with a liger on top

Nothing says “I came, I climbed, I conquered” like a really weird stuffed monster thing on a spike.

Take the trailer with you when you go camping

Tent stakes decorated with stuffed flamingos

There’s no reason to miss the ambiance of the trailer park just because you’re camping.

Darth Vader nutcracker for those who are nuts

Darth Vader nutcracker

When you see the pricetag, you’ve got to be nuts to buy this!

Give your Nintendo DS Lite the Midas touch

Gold plated Nintendo DS Lite replacement stylus

When a plastic stylus just won’t cut it, step-up to to real 18K gold.

Airplane shaped candle holder?

An airplane shaped candle holder

The “Planedelabra?”

Amplified speakers straight out of the hood

Amplified speakers with a model car on top

Another fine desktop-distraction, the iCar amplified speakers for portable audio players.

Bring some bling to that boring cubicle!

Pimp My Cubicle kit

Make your tiny piece of the office the envy of your co-workers with this kit.

World’s stupidest (and ugliest) laptop design

World's ugliest laptop

I cannot believe that this is from an established company like NEC.

More dancing desktop distractions

A speaker built like a dancing flower

Add another questionable plastic contraption to the list of “iPod accessories.”

Nothing says “I love you” like a personalized bean

One of the bean plants that features a heart-felt message

I’m not sure this’ll get you out of the doghouse like roses would, though.