So, you're at the grocery store looking at the myriad of different designs of tissue boxes. They range from pastels to various floral patterns... but none really catch your eye. They're all too boring.

Instead, put your tissue box inside this King Tut tissue dispenser. It's hand-painted and modeled after the famous burial mask of they Egyptian boy king. The box holds almost any standard sized box of tissues.

So, whenever you're on an archeology mission mining your nose for treasure, you will always be able to feel like you found treasure when you grab a tissue from this King Tut tissue holder for only $25!

Wow - what won't people buy?

The new TwoDaLoo is a two-person toilet that's designed so that the users face each other while they're "hanging ten". For some reason, there's a small "privacy wall" between the two seats. I'm thinking that if you're sharing such a moment with someone else, an 8 inch privacy wall will not be entirely necessary. Anyway, one other claimed benefit to this dual-toilette is that it conserves water by flushing both bowls with one tank of water. Again, I'm not sure how that works if both bowls are filled with a ripe burrito blast, but who knows...

Get the TwoDaLoo Two-Person Super Toilette for $1,400. You can customize your model with an LCD screen or iPod dock for staying entertained if you're flying solo.

[Thanks DD]

Ahh, the toilet. It's probably the last thing you'd think of using to decorate or add flair to a room. And, typically you'd be right. The porcelain design has been a standard for so long, nobody thinks to do anything with it. Nobody except Glass Toilets.

Using one of Glass Toilets novel aquarium-like tanks, you replace the old, boring opaque tank on your john and get a little underwater show. Inside the tank, you can choose from several different models such as a light-house, dolphin, turtles, or even a Zen garden. The theme you choose even "spills out" into the flusher handle design, so you get the complete package. Of course, the functionality of your toilet remains as expected.

Check out a Glass Toilet for around $300-$400 if you've got some money to flush.

Sorry ladies, this is one for the guys...

This funny urinal screen has a likeness of Bin Laden printed on it in heat sensitive ink. Thus, when your aim is true, the ink heats up and makes him "disappear". All it takes is a simple flush and the cold water will restore the image for the next drunk bar patron to do their duty.

It appears that you can also get the urinal screen printed with a couple of other unsavory people's likenesses, so if you're not concerned with old Bin Laden, you've got some other choices. You can get the disappearing Bin Laden urinal screen for only $6.

This comical towel holder is shaped like you're looking at the backside of a dog. Installed in the dog's, erm, back end is a rubber piece which allows you to press the corner of a towel or rag in and it will be held in place. It's definitely the kind of towel holder for people with a sense of humor!

The Dog Butt Towel Holder is £9.99.

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I got this via an e-mail, so I don't know the source nor can I provide a link, but I think that the photos speak for themselves! These clever bed linens and towels are printed so that you never feel as though you're alone. I'm sure that the bath towel idea would get a few good looks at the local gym.

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The EZ funnel makes it easy to combine the contents of two bottles of liquids, no matter how slow the liquid moves. When you're trying to pour one bottle into another by hand, it can become really annoying to watch thick liquids drip drip drip slowly into the new bottle.

Well, stick the EZ Funnel into the destination bottle, and then you can insert the upper bottle and the EZ Funnel will hold the bottle upright for you. The funnel is made from a soft, dishwasher-safe rubber that will work with many different sizes of bottles.

Now, you can do something else while every last drop of lotion, mustard, shampoo, or whatever else you like to combine changes containers. You can get two EZ Funnels for only $11.

If you've ever had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, you already know that turning-on the light helps with accurately finding the toilet but it's awfully painful on your eyes. However, with Jonny Glow, you can have an eye-friendly low-level light illuminating your toilet target.

The Jonny Glow consists of several glow-in-the-dark strips which are adhered to the inside of the bowl to provide a ring of light. The strips are "charged" with normal room lighting and supposedly last 10 hours after a 15 minute exposure. You can save yourself a bit of cleaning effort by spending only $12 on the Jonny Glow.

No more must you endure the awful, uncomfortable feeling of room-temperature body lotion on your silky smooth skin. With the heated lotion dispenser, you will be pampered with the heated, oily goodness that you deserve after a long day of watching soap operas while the maid cleans the house.

With a resevoir which holds up to 16 ounces of collagen renewing liquid refreshment, the dispenser takes about two minutes to heat your lotion. And, while it's heating, you're not left to deal with the painful effort required to watch a clock - there are red and green LED displays that indicate when the lotion is too cold or just right.

Wow - the even the Romans would be amazed at this level of conspicuous consumption...

Get your very own heated lotion dispenser for only $35 and quit denying yourself the basic essentials of life!

The aquarium tank is 2.2 gallons and includes the usual air pumps, rocks, plastic plants, filter, and all of that you'd find on a regular aquarium. You just purchase the Fish 'n Flush and bolt it onto your existing toilet after removing the old tank.

The Fish 'n Flush kit is $450. Just make sure that you put the fish into the correct compartment to avoid flushing them before their time is up.