Blow your nose like an Egyptian king when you pull tissues from this King Tut burial mask tissue box.

If you’re so enamored with your lover that you can’t stand to be apart even while you’re, ahem, visiting the crapper, you’ll be wanting this new Super Toilette to keep your relationship in harmony.

Is your bathroom in need of a new design or bit of flair? Have you ever considered replacing your toilet’s tank with a clear, aquarium-like tank complete with watery decorations? Maybe you should!

Do your part to help fight the battle and make Bin Laden disappear when you pee on him.

OK, upon closer inspection, it just looks like a UFO. It’s really some “aiming aids” which help the night-time bathroom visitor hit the mark.

One thing is for sure these days: we have it easy. With today’s unparalleled luxuries and excessive consumption, how does one pamper themselves after a hard day of letting their husband work all day? With a heated body lotion dispenser, of course!

Replace your standard, boring toilet with something a bit more interesting: the Fish ‘n Flush. It has a specially-designed tank which is divided into two sections, one for the regular flushing water and another to house your live fish.